Life in Publishing

I work for a publishing company in New York. This is the life.

When an author calls to bitch us out, loses their cool, and steps completely out of line

We listen patiently:

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and eventually:

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because we know something they don’t. See, the author thinks doing this will get them their way. But really…

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No, friend, just no.

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In actuality, it will get them completely written off.

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Because in this situation, the author is Kim Jong-un and the Publisher is America.

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And in the vast majority of cases, an author’s sales are not good enough to make it worth working with a fucking asshole

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So do yourselves a favor, authors, and

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Yay Diversity!

Ok everyone, I’ve gotta run away from Tumblr for a while but I want to thank everyone for submitting! There will likely be a few hold over posts tomorrow. Hope people enjoyed the discussion of sorts!